This is HILARIUS!
I used to think these were lolsome until I started dating a guy who really did stuff like this as though there was this mutual understanding between us that 'tact was just a bunch of superficial bullshit." I'm pretty down to earth and understanding but I was so traumatized by the shit he did I think I might turn into a superficial bitch now.
i appreciated that on so many lvls
Where is dating tip #9?
shes looks quite large so he is, in a way, doing her a favor
he just wants her not to be fat
Unlimited steak + fan + very sharp knives = Infinite steak cutting machine. Place a plate underneath to catch your slice of the infinite steak!
Smart. Really smart.
My love-life wouldn't be what it is today without your tips.
I find it funny how she has a new slice of meat on her plate every single frame!